ESPN football analyst Mel Kiper looks like Dracula.
Give this guy a cape and fangs and he's Bela Lugosi reincarnated.
Speaking of ESPN, have you heard of half of the analysts they use?
Can't nail him on steroids.
Get him on the affair.
Roger Clemens: the liar(Congress), the cheat(steroids) and the cheater(on his wife)
Pacman Jones gets a three year contract with the Cowboys.
He ought to be signing a three year lease to live in a looney bin.
Once again, degenerates get rewarded.
Come on, give it up.
Larry Brown takes a job in Charlotte as head coach.
He's going to become the first person in history to
coach every NBA team.
What a stumblebum.
Free agency rears its ugly head again.
Barry Zito...banished to the bullpen.
Nice move by the Giants spening zillions on this bust.
In fact, I think a bust of Zito would be better than the real life Zito.
The NBA playoffs are way too long.
Come on, two months of this stuff.
At least they shouldn't take so much time off between games.
Oh yes, I forgot, TV revenue.
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