Noblelord's Blog

What’s the deal with Michael Phelps? He’s a 23 yr. old man that makes 5 million a year and still lives at home with his mother. If I had made 5 million a year, when I was 23, I would have moved to another state. Michael also passed up on the traditional Wheats box for a sugary cereal, and claims that he takes in 12,000 calories a day? Not even bodybuilders and Sumo wrestlers consume 12,000 calories a day. He even calls his mother DP, is Michael Phelps out of his mind. I know that those are the initials of his mother’s name Debbie Phelps, who is a middle school principal. But, doesn’t he know what else DP stands for, I’ll give you a hint, it’s not Diversified Products. It stands for something that freaks do, no one in their right mind would call their mother that. Also, what is the deal with that lisp? Is Michael Phelps gay?

Maybe that’s the reason why his mother doesn’t want him to live on his own. Either, she thinks that he is not capable of living alone, or she thinks that if he ever left the nest, the gay boys would turn him like a dime.