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WOW! Think about that… Taunt a Tiger and he might just try to eat you!! Who would have thought? It must have been a Republican Tiger because all it wanted to do was attack! <- Sarcasm.  

How retarded do you have to be to taunt a tiger?

How drunk do you have to be to get up on the railing and wave and scream at a tiger?

WHY WOULD YOU GET DRUNK AND GO TO THE ZOO? <- that seems to be the part that is REALLY confusing to me!! 

“But we didn’t throw anything at the tiger.” - Retard 

“So what you didn’t throw anything? You stood up on the railing and taunted it!!” - should have been the reply from the police. 

I think that the survivor should have to pay to buy a new tiger for the zoo. 

It wouldn’t have gotten out of the enclosure if it hadn’t been taunted therefore he should be legally responsible for:

1. paying for a new tiger
2. manslaughter for the death of his friend
3. assault with a deadly weapon for sicking the tiger on his other friend
4. pay the police salaries for having to take time away from stopping REAL crime to rescue his dumbass! 

If I had my way I would forcefully sterilize the dumbass too because anyone stupid enough to taunt a tiger should sure-as-hell not be allowed to pass on such stupidity to children. (It’s a shame the tiger didn’t bite him in the crotch and save us all from another generation of willful retardation.) 

This tard should be forced to do community service by being forced to stay in the tiger enclosure every day for a year and explain to passers by why they should not be stupid and taunt the tiger…

8 hours a day, every day, for a year… 

Hell, send him from zoo to zoo around the country and make him give a speech to all zoo goers about how stupid it is to taunt a HUGE Predatory Animal! 

I know we can use that here in Illinois or has everyone forgotten about the wolf that had to be put down because some stupid b!tch decided she wanted to “pet” the wolf and got in the enclosure with him? Wasn’t that in Brookfield Zoo? 

I remember a tiger attack in Tucson because some retard wanted his picture with the tiger so he climbed over the railing and got up to the cage bars where the tiger was laying and, surprise-surprise, the tiger reached through the bars and tried to play with him like a housecat with a mouse. 

Why is it so hard for people to understand that just because your house cat and your dog at home love you and want your attention doesn’t mean that Mr. Lion and Mrs. Tiger want you to pet them??  

Animal attacks at Zoo’s are just another example of Evolution and the concept of “Survival Of The Fittest”. The SMART people stand behind the guard rail and go “Oh! Look! Isn’t the tiger pretty?” and walk away… The STUPID people that shouldn’t be alive go “OH! LOOK! Isn’t the wolf pretty? I’m gonna go try to play ball with him!” and end up dead. (Or, like that REALLY stupid guy in Russia that got in the lion cage to “Convert the lion to Christianity.” <- Not making it up… Google it… It happened a few years ago.) 

I can only hope that charges are pending on the SanFran Dumbass…